The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!

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R. Kelly has been denied bail The judge believed he was a flight risk.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink *Shout outs to my neighbor's eight year old

I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC.

I really hate my past self, rumor has it he used to fuck my wife.

Everything in Florida is in the 80s The Temperature, the Humidity, the Average Age, and the IQ.

I got banned from laser tag today. Apparently they frown on using a knife to save ammo.

My father taught me 2 important rules for life 1. Never judge people based on stereotypes2. Never trust a Frenchman

A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'

What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.

I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!

Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.

A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!

Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.

What's the difference between a steamed fish and a stupid donkey? One's a dum bass, the other's a dumb ass.