The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
How much do you charge? (NSFW) A man goes to a lawyer's office and asks him, how much do you charge?The lawyer responds: I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?Yes. What’s your third question?
My uncle used to circumcise elephants. The pay was terrible, but... The tips were massive.
Why doesn't santa have any children? Cos he only comes once a year and that's down the chimney
There's a serial killer who only kills priests on a Sunday morning. He's a Mass murderer.
What do you call Aussie girls an their period? Bloody legends
When a mosquito lands on your balls, is the moment when you realize violence is not the answer
Drake, Onision, and R Kelly walk into a bar... Drake, Onision, and R Kelly walk into a bar.The bartender immediately gets them all a drink.Drake asks the bartender why he didn’t ask for their ID.The bartender says, “age is just a number around here.”
I couldn’t follow the storyline of Stephen King’s “It” Too many Maine characters.
After a fire, the corpse of a man is found in a burned-out warehouse. The investigation found that he first set a fire, ate an excessive amount of salt, then used a contraption to bury himself in tons more. The investigators concluded that his self-preservation instinct must have kicked in.