The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Why does the Irishman always put exactly 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty.
How many existancialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two.One to change the light bulb and one who observes how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in another world of cosmic nothingness.
My psychiatrist said I should focus on inner peace while quarantined by finishing everything left undone... I looked around the house and found half a bottle of merlot, some gin, a litl scotch, som old scriptun of valum adn oxtdkl.
I was looking for a Dating Simulator on Steam. It said "Sorry, no matches found."The level of realism is incredible.
And Jesus says to his followers, ¨I will turn this water into wine.¨ And the guy says, ¨Sir, this is a rehab center.¨
Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
A young Indian couple was trying to have a quiet wedding, but their family refused and made them have a big wedding instead. What fruit did they serve at the event? Cantelope
It dawned on me in the shower that my ex gf must be related to hurricane Dorian. You've been waiting for them to come but they just keep gyrating until they exhaust themselves. The worst though is when you see the video of them ravaging and gushing all over their previous fling, leaving you feeling completely inadequate and devastated.
I put some of my grandmother's ashes in water... Instagram.