The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Have you heard the joke about paper? Good that you haven't, it's tearable!
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
At the weekend, I like to play chess with elderly men in the park. But it's becoming increasingly harder.. ..to find exactly 32 of them.
The first condom was invented by arabs far back in history, it's said that they used the intestines from a goat. Yet it was circa. 1800 when the british civilization refined this method by... First taking the intestines out of the goat.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
Hey did you hear about the gathering of St Patricks Day enthusiasts who all contracted a contagious skin disease? Yeah they’re calling it Leper-con.
I ordered a couple Elton John albums off of Amazon three months ago. They still haven't shipped. And I think it's going to be a long, long time
Why does Greta Thunberg love this sub? Coz of the amount of reused content here.
Dropped off a small meal to the lady next door with questionable morals. Let’s be kind to our neighbors, y’all. Just a little food for thot.
A guy walks into a bar climbs onto a stool and screams, "ASSHOLES! ALL LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES!""HEY!" someone yells out. "You watch your mouth!""Why?" the guy challenges. "Are you a lawyer?""No, I'm an asshole!"