The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Anagram of "mother in law" Woman Hitler
I really wish some of the fantasies in 50 shades of grey were real... like how she got a job right out of college.
I just made a bran cereal with edibles in it High 'n Fibre
So I held a race between my farmhands. They ran equally fast, and demanded I determine the winner. However, they both threatened to leave the farm if I declared the other the winner. I felt unable to make a decision. As a matter of fact, my hands were tied.~~it's dumb but at least it's original~~