The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
George and Jeff watches TV George: "Oh no, that's terrible!"Jeff: "What happened?"George: "An earthquake! They found 13 dead, and counting!"Jeff: "That *is* terrible."Jeff: "I hate counting too."
A guy wants a divorce. He tells the judge "I cant take it anymore she's out going from bar to bar every night way past midnight" The judge responds "what's she doing"The guy says "looking for me"....
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
What do you call it when Chinese soup almost falls off a table? Wonton endangerment.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
I ate a kid's meal at the McDonald's today. The parents called the manager.
Match.com is for relationships, Tinder is for hookups, ChristianMingle... ...is for anal.
Most women would love to wake up on their birthday to the smell of fresh coffee, a nice breakfast, flowers and oral But not my Sister.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
What do you call a pansexual man named Nick who works at a cd store? Pan Nick at the disc co
Drax, John Cena, and a ghost are standing in a bar. Oh, sorry. Correction: , , and a are standing in a bar.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.