The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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As my beloved grandfather would always say: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me... ...than a frontal lobotomy.
I thought it was just the U.S's insatiable need for inexpensive, single-use, remote controlled electronic junk that my son always wants crappy toys made in China that break after 5 days But it seems China feels the same way about their rockets.
What do you call it when an ambulance crashes into the side of a hospital? A medical breakthrough...
A man was driving home and was stopped by a traffic cop. He said, 'You're weaving down this road, 'What is in that Water Bottle?' The man said, 'Plain water.' the Cop took a sip and said, "This is red wine.' The man looked at him, raised his eyes heavenward, and said, 'THANK YOU JESUS, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.'
Why are communists always late to events? Because they’re Stallin’!JK. It’s cause they starved to death.
What’s the last letter in the fascist alphabet ? I’m not so sure... all I know is it’s “not z”
These are the hardest to pull off. You have to wait until the setup comes to you before you can strike.
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.
I recently saw one of those animated pornos that basically makes fictional characters have sex. This one was about a certain famous, big superhero guy in red with an 'i' on his shirt, I can't remember his name. Anyway, the film was surprisingly good and left me thinking, 'that's just fucking incredible'.
Blowjob I was walking along the railway and found a woman tied to the tracks. I freed her and she was so grateful that we made love for hours. She probably would have given me a blowjob if only I had found her head.
Did you hear about the circus fire It was in tents.
A cannibal invites his friend for dinner His friend says "wow, your wife makes an excellent stew"
After Trump changes course of hurricane with a sharpie House approves budget of 12 crayons for border wall
We should start calling unvaccinated kids Peter Pans... They never get old.