The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What language do people speak in the middle of the earth? Core-ean
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...They'd be called cellfies.
Never buy anything made from velcro, it's a total rip-off.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.