The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man stammered, "Yes."Bang! The robber shoots him.He then turns the gun on the married couple next in line, points the gun at the husband and demands, "Did you see me rob this bank?"The husband quickly responds, "No....but my wife did!"
A dad turns to his son and says "Masturbation causes blindness." Son replys "Dad I'm over here."
Why did the Proud Boy check on his sad friend? To make sure his friend was feeling... alt-right. Feel free to downvote me to reddit hell...
What does Lucifer eat for breakfast? Deviled eggs.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
Why did the CSI team get called to the set of the Purple Rain video shoot. They needed to dust for Prince.
What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J.
The newly released BMW M4 had faulty turn signals It took the new owners 4 months to notice
My psychiatrist said that I have too much self esteem. I think he's very wrong.Edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger.Edit: thank you for the titanium kind strangerEdit: oh my God I can't believe I got a ternion all powerful!
2 buzzfeed writers walked into a bar What happened next will blow your minds!
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?