The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Dad: I named you after my father. After my father: I know
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.'
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.
It's hard being an American Comedian in Iraq! No matter how many times I keep coming back I'm always bombing!
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.