The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
[NSFW] What do you call a haunted pair of breasts? BoOoOoOoOobs
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
Why did Pepper go to prison? A-SALTI made this joke years ago, I hope y'all like it.