The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
I thought this sub could use a little more self-deprecating humor... ... too bad I suck at telling jokes.
The Clinton Foundation is like my ex-wife. They keep 94% of the money and still don't feed the kids.
A Irishman, Mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pain... Doctor: ‟Well I cant find anything wrong with you , it must be the drinking”Mick : ‟Ill come back when you are sober Doctor”
To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown.
What do you call walk-in closet in Spanish? Armario de Joaquín
[NSFW] What is the ornithologist with binoculars doing on the nudist beach? Looking for Great Tits!
We had a friend who liked to take photos of himself doing life-risking stunts for fun. We always discouraged him, but one time he got hit by a train at a railway station because of a stunt. That time, it was painfully clear to us that he had definitely crossed the line.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.