The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I went to the liquor store on my bicycle and bought a bottle vodka, put it in the basket on the front and then it occurred to me that if I fall or something happens, the bottle might break, so I drank it all right there and it's a good thing I did... ...'cause I fell 7 times on the way home...
Why do ships and aircraft have circular windows instead of square ones? So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it'd been replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
I don't get why people think "War and Peace" is a tough read. It's only 3 words.