The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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My parenrs were very principled people... When I was young, they caught me smoking one Newport. They proceeded to force me to smoke the whole pack, just to teach me a valuable lesson....about brand loyalty._ credits to Anthony Jeselnik
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you like kids?... Somewhere around a Ronald McDonald, I pretend to like them but slowly kill them with diabetes
How did the Jamaican burn his dick? Jerking it.
They say 99% of the population is stupid... I'm glad to be a member of the other 2%!
Doctor Frankenstein created life, via great skill with a surgeon's knife. Igor loved to say, an easier way, Would have been knocking boots with his wife.
Dating a girl with an OnlyFans is a lot like having your own private, reserved parking spot. Anyone and everyone can see it, but only you actually get to use it.
I think Germany was the best prepared country for Covid-19. They already have a tradition of greeting each other at a distance.
A meth addict tried boxing for the first time yesterday. He got hooked.
I hate my job, quality control at the strobe-light factory. I'm busy working like a cunt, and everyone else is just fucking standing still.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
If I put 10 people and 1 mosquito in a room... ... the fuckin mosquito will still get out of the room to find me instead.
What do you call a shoe made of a banana? A slipper!
Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.