The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What concert costs just 45 cents 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
I’m always playing with it. I always have it in my hand. I pull it out at family parties or hanging out with friends. I’ve been known to just whip it out in public, at the park, at the playground. I’m talking about my phone, you sicko!
My grandmother was a founding pioneer for the Weathertech products. She had clear vinyl on her furniture
Thank you weight loss surgeons What you do takes guts.
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available. She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
The farmer A farmer walks upstairs to his bedroom with a chicken under his arm and stands before his wife.“This is the pig I’ve been fucking”His wife rolls over and sees the farmer.“You idiot that’s a chicken”“SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TALKIN TO THE CHICKEN”
my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial... So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt