The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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A steak pun is a rare medium done well.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
The POTUS, Donald Trump is swept down a flooding river... You stand on the riverbank with a camera in one hand and a lifebuoy in the other. Now you have to make a choice.... Do you take a picture in colour or in black and white?
My friend Is a plastic surgeon He specializes In hand jobs
Was in court with the ex wife over who'd get the kids in the divorce, she told the judge about the time I flew into a rage a threw an enitre trifle at her So of course she got custardy.
My wife said, "You weren't even listening, were you?" And I thought, "that's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
A joke by Max Millar that got him banned from the BBC for 5 years in 1944 "I met a beautiful woman on a mountain trail. I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off." Reference: QI, S18E01
Could I be a judge in a Jewish religious court? No, not in this Dayan age.