The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
My wife was worried that she was going to get fat, just because her sisters are fat, her mom is fat and her grandmother was fat. So I bought her a Peloton. She broke the cycle.
What’s the dirtiest thing ever said on television GEE ward you were awfully rough on the beaver last night
America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls. Britain had sent Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I'll only tell it to my kids.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike? Attire
That Kool-Aid Man is a terrible actor Always breaking the fourth wall