The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Why does PETA love K-pop? They’ve always been huge fans of youth in asia (euthanasia)
What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Strokeitoff
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
I went to a self help group for people that suffer from Premature Ejaculation last night They said to get there at 7 but I came early.
CORONA ADVISORY The Symptoms of the Corona Virus are: 1. Sweating 2. Weakness 3. Diarrhoea 4. Stomach Pain Basically the same kind of feeling you get when you see your other half checking your phone.
Taxi A drunk guy stops a taxi and opens the door,"You have space for 10 beer and a whole chicken" he asks the driver"Sure" the driver replies"Ok" answers the drunk guy and pukes in the car.
Hanging a Beggar is good in theory, but... Is actually just Poor Execution
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.