The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Instead of watching the news, my friend goes body surfing at the beach every morning. She says it keeps her abreast of current events.
What happened when a fisherman saw that they spent more on missing fishing equipment than they made selling fish? They realized a net loss.
an old arabic joke my uncle told me a dumb guy fell down and hurt his back badly, he had to go to the hospitalthe doctor told him: "just take this cream and apply it to the area of injury"he went home and rubbed the cream on the staircase.
A guy started yelling at me in sign language It was a deaf threat
Satan: Just because me and Santa have similar names doesn’t mean we’re anything alike. For example, one is a judgmental bastard who punishes you for being bad and the other is the ruler of all hell.
New types of sliced loaf aren't invented, or discovered... They're bread.
Apparently, drinking a pint of beer shortens your lifespan by nine minutes. According to my calculations I died some time in 1829.
I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'