The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
I have a little joke for the ladies Unfortunately, it's in my underpants
If CNN released photos of Stormy Daniels & Trump Do you know what he'd call them?Fake Nudes.
A bug pimp is a lot like Adolf Hitler One brings holocausts and the other ho locusts.Thanks I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitresses.
Pandemic, country-wide fires, floods, locust swarms... I don't know who has them, but please just let the Jews go.
my girlfriend got vaccinated today now she wont hold any air
A group of asexuals are playing cards one, the dealer, says "I would tell you all not to cheat, but there are already five aces at the table."
I used to be a XXX movie editor but got fired. My boss walked by my desk one day and I wasn't watching porn on my computer.
[NSFW] When I visit my urologist I make sure he checks my whole body. Sometimes I can be a dick.
What is Virginia Governor Ralph Northam's favorite movie? Partial Birth Of A Nation.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!