The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub... And you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby...(Anthony Jeselnik)
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
What is common between Reddit and China? They both don't like opinions.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
A health insurance company is offering a cheaper deal to anyone who ticks a box that says they promise not to eat shellfish. They call it their No Clams Bonus.
I didn't become a surgeon for the money; I didn't do it for the fame either I just didn't become a surgeon