The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
New Years resolution to recycle water I am putting a bucket in each shower and using the collected water in the clothes washer. I really don’t care what everyone else at the gym says.
There's shop in the mall selling ice picks, knives, leather gloves, shovels, brass knuckles, ropes, and women's stockings It was called "Accessories To The Crime"
If the Klu Klux Klan leaders are wizards, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them? I guess it's because they don't have access to black magic...
My friend was upset to find out my percussion instrument liked both males and females. I replied "mate, just let bi-gongs be bi-gongs".
A soldier was rushed to the hospital with a horrific bayonet wound. Unfortunately, he was pronounced dead on a rifle.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
Can February March? No, but April May!
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
Nicklebacks’ album “Silver Side Up” was released on Sept. 11, 2001. What are the chances that one of worst days in American history would also be the day a terrorist attack took down the twin towers?
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
My psychiatrist said I should focus on inner peace while quarantined by finishing everything left undone... I looked around the house and found half a bottle of merlot, some gin, a litl scotch, som old scriptun of valum adn oxtdkl.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.