The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
If you search "pig" on Google Images, every image has the same file type. They're all .jpigs.
My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured it over her grave But first I filtered it through my kidneys.
What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common? ...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican.
I got arrested today I got arrest today, apparently you aren't allowed to do doughnuts within 200ft of a school zone... the frosting worked as great lubricant though
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
FACT: 24 astronauts AND the Wright Brothers were born in Ohio. Something about that crappy state makes people want to flee the Earth.
What do you call a dinosaur with a drinking problem? Hepatosaurus
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Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!