The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I don't judge anybody for masturbating. You do you.
NSFW Know the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat. Thanks to my first boss Jim for this one who I'm sure heard it somewhere else like the family guy episode
What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college? A Graduated cylinder.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
If someone gets burn damage and needs a skin graft, can I donate buttock tissue to help them? Ass skin for a friend.
When I was 6 I found out I had a life threathening disease. I had to cover myself in urine once a day to stay alive I am just lucky my brother told me about it
Do you ever just accidentally infuse an extra atom of oxygen into your water? Fear not, H2O2 is H2O too
Back in my day you could buy 3 gallons of milk, 2 loafs of bread and 6 dozen eggs all for a single dollar. Nowadays there's too many fucking security cameras.
Donald Trump said in an interview that he would consider killing himself if he ever had Alzheimer's Disease. Sadly, the interviewer didn't have the presence of mind to say, "I know. You've said that already."
My little brother wanted to be treated like a prince... ...So I slit his throat while he was sleeping to ensure he didn't lay claim to my crown.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.