The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
What do astronauts eat for protein? Launch Meat.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road? He was Stalin.
On Monday, Hitler told 1 lie. On Tuesday, he again told 1 lie.On Wednesday, he told 2 lies.On Thursday, 3.On Friday, 5.On Saturday, 8.And on Sunday, Hitler told 13 lies.That is the fibber-Nazi sequence.
Why did the baker have brown fingers? Because he kneaded a poo.
TIFU my IT job interview when I was asked to give an example of role-based security. Apparently, six ply toilet paper was not the correct answer.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.