The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
i have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth it only took me a minotaur two
cruise ship, war ship, sail ship, cargo ship, battle ship, tanker ship, icebreaker ship all kind of ship have made their trip to Liverpoolall except Premiership
The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.
A woman is in bed reading when her husband walks into the room with a sheep under his arm He says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache ". His wife replies, "I think you'll find that that is a sheep."Husband says, "I think you'll find that I was talking to the sheep."
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.