The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Did you hear the Port of Subs down the street burned down? They should have been a Firehouse Subs.
We could use some George Carlin right about now. But then he'd would be saying "I TOLD YOU SO!"
They say criminals always return to the scene of the crime. No wonder there are so many Australians in the UK.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None that's a hardware problem
My drug test came back negative. My dealer has some explaining to do.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
How do I get to the top of r/jokes? Piece of cake.
The medical examiner’s office was told to reduce their budget. So they had to start cutting coroners
Only in England. £800 fine if you are caught at a house party during lock-down.But reduced to £400 if paid early.If you catch covid at the party, the government willgive you £500 to stay at home.That's £100 profit.This country is absolutely fucked.
What did the well-intended but lazy pimp tweet out after a hurricane? “I’m sending my thots and prayers.”
Prince Philip meets Diana in heaven So Prince Philip enters the pearly gates and one of the first people he sees is Diana - whom he notoriously didn't like."Hello my dear, what a lovely halo you have," he says."Fuck off Philip, you know it's a steering wheel."