The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I am dating this half korean chick I am dating this half korean chick Her mom is korean And her dad is korean But her legs got ripped of in a car accident
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
Drake visits a town famous for exporting coal... He wanders around for an hour or so but leaves disappointed as he couldn't find all the minors he had heard about.
I wanted to tell a joke about soup kitchens. But it was in poor taste.
There's shop in the mall selling ice picks, knives, leather gloves, shovels, brass knuckles, ropes, and women's stockings It was called "Accessories To The Crime"
What’s the difference between a sperm bank and a regular bank? After you make a deposit at the sperm bank, you lose interest.
I was meeting my future father in law for the first time... He asked me, "Are you here for my daughter's hand?" In the interest of being honest, I replied, "I'm mostly interested in her vagina." He was taken aback so I quickly added, "but in a pinch her hand'll do the job."
Women are like numbers If they are under 18 just do them in your head
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it's because she is cute with big brown eyes. But in reality I just hope someone shoots her mother with a hunting rifle.