The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
When my dad died it was left to me to manage his affairs How he kept all those women a secret from my mum I'll never know
Your mum is so slow It took her 9 months to come up with a good joke
Tonight, I’m uploading an illegal copy of Microsoft Office for anybody to access Just wait until Word gets out...I know this is a terrible joke, but it just came to me and I had to get it out of my system. Thank you, Reddit.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics? because they practice at the best schools
How many Forbes writers does it take to make a good, solid tech article? You’re in for a nasty surprise - No one knows yet. But we’re keeping count.
I’m going to a charity event for female amputees this weekend That place is gonna be *crawling* with chicks
Why do most printers break so easily? Shitty HP
I got kicked out of Comic-Con for assaulting a guy who didnt know who Keanu Reeves played in The Matrix That was the second time I've been called a neo-nazi.
Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...They're calling for a Lil Wayne
I have pictures of girls showing their tits. I keep them on my flash drive.
"Just look at that couple down the road," a wife told her husband. "He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can't you do that?" "Are you insane?" he responded. "I barely know the woman!"
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.