The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
What’s a Crab’s favorite part about pizza? That Crust taste, Son!
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
A blind man trips on a bottle That's all.Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
A naked man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. "I'm a turtle", he says."Oh... who's on your back?""That's Michelle", he replies.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.