The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
What did the neckbeard name his samurai sword? M'Bladey
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" The inmate responded, "It’s bec..." Officer: Yes?Inmate: I think I have..Officer: Go on.Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
Sure, I might flip over a table in an argument, but I'd never tip over a bookcase. I have too much shelf respect.
What happens after you have a beautiful gf, a million dollar car, 100 million in your bank account, several houses and a fit body? You wake up.
I don’t like people who take drugs… For example, airport security.
2.000 light bulbs stolen Investigators still in the dark
A British tabloid has just run a story about how self conscious I am. Its really upset me, I hate seeing myself in The Mirror.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed! I can do it with my eyes closed!
The other day, after much trial and error, I successfully became completely weightless... I was like, 0mg!
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.