The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What's the difference between an owl and a rectal drug test? With one, you can see their eye through their ear hole, But with the other, you can see if they're high through their rear hole.
Pope: paint me a beautiful art on the ceiling of the Sistine chapel and I will reward your work with exposure. **Michaelangelo:** uhh sure sir, I will paint you a beautiful ceiling sir.**Also Michaelangelo, mildly infuriated:** gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dick's out talking bout reward with exposure. Fuck you. Pay me.
I suffer from a mental condition where I am unconciously forced to ask for food in the wrong sequence, and sometimes I just plain ask for things that aren't on the menu, anyway... It's a this order disorder disorder disorder.
I just had a power outage during sex. What a turn off.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
It's been an incredibly long and tense wait but, now, finally, for the first time in what seems like forever I can say ... Today is my cake day. What? Something else going on at 4:09 a.m. East Coast time today?
A wise man advised a pediatrician and a physician not to follow his advice. This became a paradox for a pair of docs.
And infinite number of mathmeticians walk into a bar. The first one goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders 1/4 of a beer. The bartender stops them and set 2 beers on the bar and says’ “You guys need to know your limits.”
What do an internet junkie on dialup and an F18 pilot have in common? Both break out in cold sweat when their screen show NO CARRIER.
Social Distancing is so unbelievably stupid If corona came from China, surely it can go another 6ft.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.