The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
So I was going down on my grandmother and I tasted horse cum. Then I had a thought... what if that's how she died?
Nsfw A surprise for dinner My wife asked what I'd like to have for dinner when I got home from work. I told her to surprise me. She said "I'm sleeping with your sister."
So apparently Julie Andrews (best known for playing Mary Poppins) will no longer be endorsing Rimmel Vibrant Shades lipstick... She claims it breaks too easily and makes her breath smell. In a statement, she said, “The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
Remember back when we all used to kick pregnant women in the stomach? You know.... back Before we were born?
What is Mia Khalifa's favorite tv channel? BBC News
My boss is really into health eating, but Friday is his cheat day... ...which is when he fucks his secretary.