The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
"China reports no new coronavirus local infections!" says a Chinese national to random strangers on the Internet "But Hong Kong and Taiwan are still reporting in new cases" replied the random guy on the Internet."No… Hong Kong and Taiwan is not… uh… Yes, China is … uh…"
There was a truckload of tires on the interstate and they all fell out It was highway rubbery!
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
I used to play air drums for Rush in my car until I lost a stick out the window. Now I can only play for Def Leopard.
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.