The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Fans of celine dion attended a viewing of a calm plate of mustard They misheard the words *serene dijon*
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
Apparently, Marx was right about religion being the opiate of the masses. I just heard someone on the radio talking about mainlining Protestant churches.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.