The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
"Mr. Trump, have you changed your plans for mass deportation?" "No, I have not. I will deport 11 million undocumented immigrants and two dogs.""Why the two dogs?" "See? Nobody cares about the immigrants!"
So, after all your time on the internet, have you learned how to avoid clickbait? Doesn't seem like it
For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle? Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his balls red. What’s the loudest sound in the jungle? Giraffes eating cherries! (Apologies if you’ve heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I’ll get better material)
After cremating my grandma, I put her ashes into a trophy. She urned it.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'