The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
I bought a wig for a dollar today It was a small price toupee.
I miss baseball so much... I miss baseball so much that I've been substituting things I see out of my front window.Today there's two old ladies drinking on the corner:It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded...
All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.
The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them "Scraps". They started crying. Spoiled brats, it's really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying. And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.(Obligatory thank-you edit for the silver!)(Narwhal! Narwhals are cool!)
Why did the chemist wear gloves to brush his teeth? His mouth was 4 molarPost your favorite nerd chem jokes!
A hard worker got a promotion. Thats the joke.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn't support windows.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
"Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women? She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron."
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'