The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
I really hate my past self, rumor has it he used to fuck my wife.
I read that 70% of Earth's population are stupid Good thing I'm one of the other 40% !
Do you like pop music, like Imagine Dragons? Well imagine dragon these nuts across your chin.
Did you hear the one about the blonde who worked at the toy factory? The manager asked her “why do all of these Tickle Me Elmo dolls have two red balls attached?She replied “I thought you said that every doll was supposed to get two test-tickles”
My mom doesnt want me to play videogames because she said it makes you violet Well I don't believe her bullshit. I'm light brown.
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My friend self proclaimed that he is the pride of the class I replied, "no wonder you're the biggest dick'this literally just happened, he's speechless and I'm proud of myself
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
I think my TV may be possessed. Today I saw the Three Stooges and Ronald Reagan on it. Its channeling dead people.
When I got my license I didn't have money for a car, so I robbed a bank. Anyway, as I was being dragged off to jail my mother wanted to know why I did it. So I told her the truth: "I did it for the car, ma!"
Saw my violin teacher on the 9 o’clock news He was fiddling with the kids
Picking sexual partners is a lot like shopping for fruit. People look down on you if you pick the ones that got shipped here in a box.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.