The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
Last week I was invited to play in a golf tournament At first I said, 'Naaahhh....' Then they said to me, 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids.' Then I thought......... Damn -- I could win this thing!!!
Tonight, I’m uploading an illegal copy of Microsoft Office for anybody to access Just wait until Word gets out...I know this is a terrible joke, but it just came to me and I had to get it out of my system. Thank you, Reddit.
I'm into group sex, but often confuse the names of the women. Nvm, Sharon is Karen.
Kid: Dad, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what'd you do that for?
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
The other night my girlfriend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun when a policeman caught us. He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone.
[NSFW] When I visit my urologist I make sure he checks my whole body. Sometimes I can be a dick.
Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blow job would help. She asked me where I was going to find a cock to suck at this time of night.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here. '
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'