The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
farmer: how many cows got out? **me:** seventeen**farmer:** round 'em up**me:** ok twenty
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? Your salary, it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come it means you are fucked.
My friend asked why I never used condoms I said, "My pull out game is superb and condoms are expensive. You gotta keep a tight budget when you have 14 kids."