The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I'm dating a farmer girl I fucked her ass, I enjoyed it but the barn was pretty cold. I guess I'll try fucking her next time.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I met a girl named Ruth When she left me, I became Ruthless
Today I saw a glass billboard advertising air conditioners that looked brand new. Than a flock of pigeons landed on it. From there, it was a clear sign that shit was about to hit the fan.
This is how the first tire was invented. A guy had 365 used condoms. So he melted them down, made a tire, and called it a goodyear.
A prisoner in North Korea goes to the prison library to borrow a book of an author activist The librarian says, "We don't have his book, but we have him."
Virtually every Harry Potter character can teach us a lesson. For example, Barty Crouch Jr. taught us that drinking can make you Moody.
Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment. Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
The only thing Flat-Earthers fear is sphere itself.
My friend stopped talking to me after I lost 3 of my toes to frost bite. I didn’t know he was lack toes intolerant.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.