The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Pedophiles are like televisions Even a three year old can turn them on.
An alien drops by the White House and exclaims: "take me to your leader". The alien is introduced to Donald Trump, who ushers it into the oval office to chat. 30 seconds later, the alien exits the room and walks back towards his ship..... "Where are you going?! Our worlds have so much to discuss and learn from one another!" calls a Senator. "You are right!" responds the alien. "See you on Thursday!"
My wife always complains when I use her toothbrush If somebody can tell me of a better way of getting shit stains off the back of the toilet bowl I'm all ears.-Jimmy Carr
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. "We don't serve your kind here," the bartender says. "Why not?" one yogurt asks. "We're cultured."
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.