The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
A man went to jury duty. During a break in deliberations he and a female juror he had been flirting with snuck into the coat closet and she started giving him head. Someone knocked on the door, startling him, and he knocked himself out cold on the closet shelf. When the jury filed back into the courtroom, the judge noticed one was missing. “What happened to my 12th juror?” The jury foreman replied, “Head in-jury your honor, but I hear he just came to.”
What's common between long distance relationships and fat chicks? Both don't work out.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? Hispanic Attacks
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
Ever wondered why China doesn't have a baseball team? Because they ate all their bats.
The original actor who played Captain Kirk tried to start a Star Trek themed line of women’s lingerie. But no one would invest in Shatner Panties.(An oldie, but deserved a fresh posting)
Life is like huffing butane... first you huff the butane, then you die
I used to be a tile guy...... It was a lot of trowel and error.
Trump did a better job getting people to exercise in 1 month than Michelle Obama did in 8 years Look at all those protesters on the streets!
If 2020 was a math word problem: **If you're going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?**
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.