The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A woman is like a loaf of bread... I eat the butt first.
I would appreciate it if we stopped posting Holocaust Jokes. They're not funny, witty, or humorous. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell off the Guard Tower
I was bitten by a Great White while vacationing in Florida. I think he used the term "Superior Aryan," but either way, that was one coked-out skinhead.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
“Doctor, those pills you gave me are working well but they are making walk like a crab”... “Oh, that it’ll be the side effects”
All conspiracy theories were proved wrong. Trump will manage to stay in power by... ... dragging the vote count until 2024!
Can someone help me with my vegetable soup? I can’t seem to fit the wheelchair into the pot.
I don't get why people think "War and Peace" is a tough read. It's only 3 words.
I decided to turn my frown upside down one day. Now my head is broken.
I accidentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it has a concushion.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!