The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I was chopping up some leftover dumplings from my soup at a Chinese restaurant when suddenly it hit me... I was engaging in acts of wonton destruction.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
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Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
My dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. He kept insisting we "be positive," but it's just so hard without him.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it's just a bug going around.
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How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.