The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
A few puns I thought of while trying not to get out of bed What did the Alabama sister say to her sibling?"Cum at me bro".\-Why did the wild fowl sneak into the girls washroom?He was a peeking duck\-What did the fruit farmer say when asked about his crops?"It's bananas"\... read more
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They're going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on."
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
Did you here about the 99c thrift store that changed to everything for one dollar? Everything else stayed the same, so there's no change there.
Due to COVID-19, this was the first year I could not go to Switzerland for my summer vacation Otherwise it's due to the lack of money.
I asked my friend if he knew the difference between a chamber pot and a pan He said 'no' Needless to say, I stopped eating at his place
In breaking news, Trump’s personal library has burned down. The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn’t even finished coloring the second one.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
Printer tired while printing her picture Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
What should you do when you want to employ a dishonest man with wings to purchase threads of metal that transfer electricity across dangerous swamps? Hire liar flyer Sire Dire Mire Wire Buyer!(I thought of this several years ago. My girlfriend doesn't like it, possibly because I am overly proud of it. Hoping some of you get some enjoyment out if it though!)