The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
So they say a Harriet Tubman's face is going on the $20 bill. Excellent, I can't wait to start using black people as currency again.
I know it's way too soon, but... How many times did Tiger's SUV roll? FOUR!!!I'm going to Hell.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
My brother has been staying with me for a couple weeks now, which has been awful. My brother is crazy. Even my neighbors hate him. The other day I opened the door...I caught him masturbating. He looks me right in the eyes and goes, “Shut the door.”I said, “Get inside.”credit: Anthony Jeselnik
So I asked a bomb defusion specialist about the stresses of his job... ...he said there aren't any because either he's right or it's suddenly not his problem.
I spent some quality time with my 5-year old grandson today watching a movie.... Halfway through he asked, "Is that lady going to die?" "Probably," I replied, "judging by the size of that horse's cock."
Tiger, I've got some good news and bad news. "Ok Doc. Give me the bad news first.""We had to implant metal rods in your legs which could impact your play.""That's Terrible! I'm Finished! I'll never be able to compete again! What's the GOOD news!" "You balls are 3 inches from the pin."
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.