The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
Weathermen in my area are warning of purple rain this afternoon And later on in the evening it looks like there will be some violet storms moving in.
Have you seen the floods in Paris? It's inseine!
College student climbs into the back of an Uber and asks the driver "Do you have room up there for a pizza and a six pack'? "Sure" said the driver.So the kid leaned forward and threw up.
If someone pushes you off a 100 story building, how long does it take you to get to the bottom? The rest of your life.
I don't get why people think "War and Peace" is a tough read. It's only 3 words.
I was once photographed out partying whilst drunk, drugged up and looking very much worse for wear. The news media got hold of it and my picture was splashed across the tabloid papers with the headline "The Terrifying Effects of Substance Abuse". When I first saw it, I went home and had a long hard look at myself in The Mirror. And then in The Sun, The Daily Star and The Tribune. I thought to myself "Now that's fucking Rock 'n' Roll"
I was at the library the other day when I found a book called "The Power of Positive Thinking." I thought "What good could that do?" so I put it back.
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Hanukkah. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his says, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.”“She did,” he replies. “But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?”
I heard there's a new Bread simulator game on Steam.. It's a great game if you're just loafing around.