The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
As my wife-to-be strolled to meet me at the aisle, looking beautiful in her wedding dress, I could tell something was wrong... She told me she was going to kill me... It was a thinly veiled threat.
The young assistant got fired from the butchers shop, I asked why..... The butcher replied “I caught him with his dick in the bacon slicer!” “Oh!” I replied, “what did you do with the bacon slicer?” “I fired her as well!” said the Butcher.
I love animals. Yesterday I saw a baby bird that had fallen from its nest up in the tree. I wanted to get the bird back up in the nest so it can be safe. It only took me three throws.- Stollen from Norm's new show.
Reddit please help me, I've got a major drug problem 🙁 I can't get any, anywhere!
What kind of drugs do criminals smuggle through airport security? Ass crack
In the word "scent", is the S or the C silent? Not even *sc*ience can explain that...
I have a phobia about cards. But I'm dealing with it.
What happened when the skinny butcher backed up into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
People say it’s frowned upon in society to talk poorly about the Jews.. They say its bad Jew Jew.
A poem In days of oldWhen Knights were boldAnd toilet lights were dimYou'd hear a splash and then a shout'Oh no! He's fallen in'
Boss: You're fired. Me: *turns in my gun and my badge * Boss: You're a waiter where did you get those
An angel once visited me but only described the measurements of a triangle to me. Its felt like a sine from God
How is working at McDonald’s like being an archaeologist in Athens? Either way, you end up smelling like ancient grease.
I tried to build myself an armchair, but I screwed up some of the measurements and made it too wide So near, and yet sofa
My wife and I were having a huge argument... I took off my glasses and said, "I don't even want to see you right now!".