The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
if someone is wearing a gap shirt .. point to their shirt and say “there’s a hole in ur shirt!” when they look down, say “never mind it’s just a gap”
Rarely, hikers of the Appalachian trail report seeing psychic grizzlies take control of their friends, who start foraging and looking for honey... Bear in mind, that doesn't happen very often.
How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders 1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktopNow, no one will open internet explorer!
My girlfriend fell off a fishing boat just off the coast of Maine and was devoured by a giant shellfish. You might say a New England clam chowed her.
I finally was selected to get the COVID vaccine but I had to work. I missed my shot!
The original actor who played Captain Kirk tried to start a Star Trek themed line of women’s lingerie. But no one would invest in Shatner Panties.(An oldie, but deserved a fresh posting)
Did you hear about the power outlet that got into a fight with a power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
Which appliance is the worst to have on a boat? The sink.
Went to the corner shop - bought four corners
What did the vampire say when she saw her reflection? Time to get a new mirror.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, That makes two of us.
How do you get rid of demons? Exorcise a lot.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.